("One Belgian. As he fills out the forms, he types “two mongeese.” That doesn’t look right, so he tries “two mongoose,” then “two mongooses.” Giving up, he types, “One mongoose, and while you’re at it, send another one.” yomamajokes, laughpeople, jokes. Save 84% off the newsstand price! Do you have one or have been you in basic terms curious? In 1938, a German-Jewish businessman, Benno Thorsch, traded his camera factory in Dresden for a new life in Detroit and, later, Los Angeles. No, that won't work, he tried again: "To whom There's a joke about someone shipping a pair of mongooses to a zoo and being unsure of what the plural of "mongoose" is. There's an old Italian joke where a man doesn't know if the plural for "Belga" (a person from Belgium) is "Belghi" or "Belgi". I mean, two!") Let's read Funny Jokes about Animal Jokes, Animal fun . “Mongeese” is a plural of mongoose — but it’s a non-standard plural. My friend and I were having a discussion about there being no snakes in Ireland because St. Patrick drove them out. Anzi due!" They start out writing a note referring them to "mongooses", then try "mongeese", and eventually resort to writing "Enclosed is the mongoose you ordered. Despite being a relatively frequent topic, nobody seems to want to standardize on a plural form of “mongoose”, and the regular plural is not winning. John Cowan said, I mean, two!") I can't believe no one's replied with the old joke: A zookeeper wanted to get some extra animals for his zoo, so he decided to compose a letter, the only problem, was that he didn't know the plural of 'Mongoose'. There's a joke about someone shipping a pair of mongooses to a zoo and being unsure of what the plural of "mongoose" is. Mongooses is the plural, atypical because it sounds. The standard plural is mongooses, of course. What should be the official and only plural of Mongoose. He eventually resorts to write down "Un Belga. 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